Bandwidth 0%
Bandwidth 0%
"Current capacity: absolutely none. Please try again next sprint." 🤖
Colour: Sport Grey
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Funny burnout t-shirt for tech workers who have zero bandwidth left. A minimal "Bandwidth: 0%" design with a depleted signal bar — for developers, engineers, and anyone who's overloaded and out of capacity.
"I don't have the bandwidth." You've said it. Your manager's said it. The entire team's said it. Now wear it. A depleted signal bar icon and bold "BANDWIDTH: 0%" on the front turns the most overused tech phrase into an honest confession. This lightweight tee is for anyone running on empty — too many meetings, too many Slack channels, too many "quick favours." Soft ring-spun cotton, relaxed fit. Wear it on slow mornings, during a digital detox weekend, or as a passive-aggressive response to the next person who asks "do you have capacity for one more thing?"
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight (153 g/m²) — soft and breathable
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a smooth finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention
- Bold front graphic printed with DTG for crisp, durable colour
- OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified, tear-away label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Frequently Asked Questions
How long does delivery take?
Each item is made-to-order just for you, so production takes 2-5 business days before shipping. Delivery times vary by location — estimated shipping times and costs for your country are shown at checkout. All orders include tracking so you can follow your package.
Will the print fade or crack after washing?
Our designs are printed using DTG (Direct to Garment) technology with water-based eco-friendly inks that bond directly to the fabric fibres. With proper care — washing cold, inside-out, and tumble drying on low — your print will stay vibrant for years.
What's your return & refund policy?
Since each item is printed on demand specifically for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. However, if your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo of the issue and we'll send a free replacement or full refund — no need to return the item.
Is this true to size?
Yes — our garments follow standard unisex sizing (see the size guide above). Measurements may vary by ±1.5 inches. If you're between sizes or prefer a more relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up one.
Why is this made-to-order?
Every item is printed fresh when you order it — no pre-made stock sitting in a warehouse. This means zero waste, more sustainable production, and your garment is made specifically for you. It takes a few extra days, but you're getting a freshly made product with no shelf wear.
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Minimal text but captures my whole mood. Great fit
Minimal design nails the burnout mood perfectly
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