I Survived the Reorg
I Survived the Reorg
" Patch earned. New manager assigned. Repeat next quarter." 🤖
Colour: Dark Heather
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Funny corporate survivor hoodie for anyone who made it through the restructure, the pivot, and the "we're a family" all-hands. The perfect gift for overworked tech professionals with dry humour.
This cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a tongue-in-cheek badge of accomplishment — a retro-style patch on the chest that reads "I Survived The Reorg." It's the layer you reach for on early mornings after long meetings, the one that tucks your hands into a warm pouch pocket while you regroup. Soft brushed interior, enough weight to hold its shape through commutes and late-night Slack threads. Wear it to decompress after a chaotic quarter, signal solidarity at team events, or keep warm during brainstorming sessions that should've been emails.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-weight fabric (8 oz) with soft brushed interior
- Seam-free tubular knit body for a clean silhouette
- Kangaroo pouch pocket, double-lined hood, and colour-matched drawcord
- Bold front graphic printed with DTG for vibrant, crack-free colour
- OEKO‑TEX® certified dyes, safety-compliant, tear-away label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Frequently Asked Questions
How long does delivery take?
Each item is made-to-order just for you, so production takes 2-5 business days before shipping. Delivery times vary by location — estimated shipping times and costs for your country are shown at checkout. All orders include tracking so you can follow your package.
Will the print fade or crack after washing?
Our designs are printed using DTG (Direct to Garment) technology with water-based eco-friendly inks that bond directly to the fabric fibres. With proper care — washing cold, inside-out, and tumble drying on low — your print will stay vibrant for years.
What's your return & refund policy?
Since each item is printed on demand specifically for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. However, if your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo of the issue and we'll send a free replacement or full refund — no need to return the item.
Is this true to size?
Yes — our garments follow standard unisex sizing (see the size guide above). Measurements may vary by ±1.5 inches. If you're between sizes or prefer a more relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up one.
Why is this made-to-order?
Every item is printed fresh when you order it — no pre-made stock sitting in a warehouse. This means zero waste, more sustainable production, and your garment is made specifically for you. It takes a few extra days, but you're getting a freshly made product with no shelf wear.
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