Mentally I’m On PTO

Funny "Mentally I'm On PTO" t-shirt for remote workers stuck in video calls while dreaming of a beach. A relatable burnout-era tee for developers, managers, and anyone mentally checked out of their Monday standup.

You're physically in the standup. Your camera's on. You're nodding at the right moments. But mentally? You're on a beach, drink in hand, laptop closed, notifications deleted. This tee pairs a laptop-grid illustration with a soft sunset and palm motif — the quiet resignation of every Monday morning condensed into wearable art. Lightweight ring-spun cotton, relaxed fit. Wear it on WFH days, errand runs, or to the meeting you're attending in body only. It's an honest little declaration: present in Zoom, absent in spirit.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight (153 g/m²) — soft and breathable

- Tubular knit, no side seams for cleaner lines

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention

- Bold front graphic printed with DTG for full-colour detail

- OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified, tear-away label

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron: low heat

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Frequently Asked Questions

How long does delivery take?

Each item is made-to-order just for you, so production takes 2-5 business days before shipping. Delivery times vary by location — estimated shipping times and costs for your country are shown at checkout. All orders include tracking so you can follow your package.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

Our designs are printed using DTG (Direct to Garment) technology with water-based eco-friendly inks that bond directly to the fabric fibres. With proper care — washing cold, inside-out, and tumble drying on low — your print will stay vibrant for years.

What's your return & refund policy?

Since each item is printed on demand specifically for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. However, if your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo of the issue and we'll send a free replacement or full refund — no need to return the item.

Is this true to size?

Yes — our garments follow standard unisex sizing (see the size guide above). Measurements may vary by ±1.5 inches. If you're between sizes or prefer a more relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up one.

Why is this made-to-order?

Every item is printed fresh when you order it — no pre-made stock sitting in a warehouse. This means zero waste, more sustainable production, and your garment is made specifically for you. It takes a few extra days, but you're getting a freshly made product with no shelf wear.