My Weekend Plans vs Reality
My Weekend Plans vs Reality
"Plan: brunch. Reality: the deploy broke." 🤖
Colour: White
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Funny on-call t-shirt for developers whose weekends get ruined by PagerDuty. Plans vs Reality — the eternal struggle of every engineer carrying the pager. A relatable tech gift.
Your weekend plans: brunch, Netflix, maybe a walk. Your reality: production's down, Slack is exploding, and you're debugging in your pants at 7am on a Saturday. This lightweight tee captures the all-too-familiar clash between expectation and on-call reality. Soft ring-spun cotton drapes comfortably whether you're actually relaxing or pretending to while refreshing your dashboards. Wear it during late-night debugging, low-key meetups with teammates, or as a warning to anyone who tries to schedule a Saturday deploy.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight (153 g/m²) — soft and breathable
- Tubular knit, no side seams for cleaner drape
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention
- Bold front graphic printed with DTG for vibrant, durable colour
- OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified, meets safety and chemical compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Frequently Asked Questions
How long does delivery take?
Each item is made-to-order just for you, so production takes 2-5 business days before shipping. Delivery times vary by location — estimated shipping times and costs for your country are shown at checkout. All orders include tracking so you can follow your package.
Will the print fade or crack after washing?
Our designs are printed using DTG (Direct to Garment) technology with water-based eco-friendly inks that bond directly to the fabric fibres. With proper care — washing cold, inside-out, and tumble drying on low — your print will stay vibrant for years.
What's your return & refund policy?
Since each item is printed on demand specifically for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. However, if your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo of the issue and we'll send a free replacement or full refund — no need to return the item.
Is this true to size?
Yes — our garments follow standard unisex sizing (see the size guide above). Measurements may vary by ±1.5 inches. If you're between sizes or prefer a more relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up one.
Why is this made-to-order?
Every item is printed fresh when you order it — no pre-made stock sitting in a warehouse. This means zero waste, more sustainable production, and your garment is made specifically for you. It takes a few extra days, but you're getting a freshly made product with no shelf wear.
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My weekend plans vs reality tee called me out. Hilarious and comfy fit