Promoted to Exhaustion

Funny tech burnout hoodie for anyone whose promotion came with double the work and zero extra energy. A dark-humour gift for managers, tech leads, and overworked professionals climbing the ladder to exhaustion.

Congratulations on the promotion! Your reward: more meetings, more responsibility, and a soul-deep tiredness that no amount of coffee can fix. This hoodie carries a vintage-framed mock certificate reading "Promoted to Exhaustion" — the honest version of every career milestone that came with a cost. Roomy kangaroo pocket for your hands (and your resignation letter draft), double-lined hood for hiding from Slack, and a gentle fleece feel that's like a hug from someone who understands. Wear it on slow mornings, during late-night planning sessions, or when you need to acknowledge the burnout with a little humour.

Product features

- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth without bulk

- Tubular knit, no side seams for cleaner drape

- Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord, kangaroo pocket

- Bold front graphic printed with DTG for vibrant, crack-free colour

- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

- Non-chlorine bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron: low heat

- Do not dryclean

Frequently Asked Questions

How long does delivery take?

Each item is made-to-order just for you, so production takes 2-5 business days before shipping. Delivery times vary by location — estimated shipping times and costs for your country are shown at checkout. All orders include tracking so you can follow your package.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

Our designs are printed using DTG (Direct to Garment) technology with water-based eco-friendly inks that bond directly to the fabric fibres. With proper care — washing cold, inside-out, and tumble drying on low — your print will stay vibrant for years.

What's your return & refund policy?

Since each item is printed on demand specifically for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. However, if your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo of the issue and we'll send a free replacement or full refund — no need to return the item.

Is this true to size?

Yes — our garments follow standard unisex sizing (see the size guide above). Measurements may vary by ±1.5 inches. If you're between sizes or prefer a more relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up one.

Why is this made-to-order?

Every item is printed fresh when you order it — no pre-made stock sitting in a warehouse. This means zero waste, more sustainable production, and your garment is made specifically for you. It takes a few extra days, but you're getting a freshly made product with no shelf wear.