Promoted to Exhaustion
Promoted to Exhaustion
"Official certification: you levelled up and burned out simultaneously." 🤖
Colour: Charcoal
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Funny tech burnout t-shirt with a vintage certificate design reading "Promoted to Exhaustion." Dark humour for developers, managers, and anyone whose career growth came with a side of chronic tiredness.
Congratulations! You've been promoted. Your new title: Exhausted. The front print looks like an old-fashioned certificate — muted borders, antique-paper texture — awarding you recognition for achieving maximum burnout through career progression. It's the honest version of every "exciting new opportunity" email that really meant double the meetings and zero extra headcount. Medium-weight cotton, relaxed fit, and a design that gets knowing laughs from anyone climbing the corporate ladder one sleepless night at a time. Wear it to lighten a heavy commute or to the all-hands where they announce another re-org.
Product features
- 100% cotton, medium-weight (180 g/m²) — comfortable year-round
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention
- Bold front graphic printed with DTG for crisp, detailed artwork
- OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified, ethically sourced US cotton, tear-away label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Frequently Asked Questions
How long does delivery take?
Each item is made-to-order just for you, so production takes 2-5 business days before shipping. Delivery times vary by location — estimated shipping times and costs for your country are shown at checkout. All orders include tracking so you can follow your package.
Will the print fade or crack after washing?
Our designs are printed using DTG (Direct to Garment) technology with water-based eco-friendly inks that bond directly to the fabric fibres. With proper care — washing cold, inside-out, and tumble drying on low — your print will stay vibrant for years.
What's your return & refund policy?
Since each item is printed on demand specifically for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. However, if your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo of the issue and we'll send a free replacement or full refund — no need to return the item.
Is this true to size?
Yes — our garments follow standard unisex sizing (see the size guide above). Measurements may vary by ±1.5 inches. If you're between sizes or prefer a more relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up one.
Why is this made-to-order?
Every item is printed fresh when you order it — no pre-made stock sitting in a warehouse. This means zero waste, more sustainable production, and your garment is made specifically for you. It takes a few extra days, but you're getting a freshly made product with no shelf wear.
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