System Error: Reconnecting to Reality

Funny retro computer "System Error: Reconnecting to Reality" t-shirt with a vintage CRT monitor design. A nostalgic tech tee for developers, gamers, and anyone who needs a reboot back to real life.

SYSTEM ERROR. RECONNECTING TO REALITY. The old-school CRT monitor glows with teal and lime — a retro error screen for anyone who's been so deep in code, games, or doom-scrolling that reality feels like a distant server. This tee bridges cyber-retro nostalgia with a modern digital detox message. Lightweight, smooth cotton with a print that pops. Wear it to coding meetups, casual game nights, or lazy weekends when you're half logged in and fully present in your own head. A wink to the screens that raised us and a nudge to step away from them.

Product features

- 100% cotton, medium-weight (180 g/m²) — comfortable year-round

- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean silhouette

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention

- Bold front graphic printed with DTG for vivid retro colour

- OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced US cotton, tear-away label

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

- Non-chlorine bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Frequently Asked Questions

How long does delivery take?

Each item is made-to-order just for you, so production takes 2-5 business days before shipping. Delivery times vary by location — estimated shipping times and costs for your country are shown at checkout. All orders include tracking so you can follow your package.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

Our designs are printed using DTG (Direct to Garment) technology with water-based eco-friendly inks that bond directly to the fabric fibres. With proper care — washing cold, inside-out, and tumble drying on low — your print will stay vibrant for years.

What's your return & refund policy?

Since each item is printed on demand specifically for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. However, if your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo of the issue and we'll send a free replacement or full refund — no need to return the item.

Is this true to size?

Yes — our garments follow standard unisex sizing (see the size guide above). Measurements may vary by ±1.5 inches. If you're between sizes or prefer a more relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up one.

Why is this made-to-order?

Every item is printed fresh when you order it — no pre-made stock sitting in a warehouse. This means zero waste, more sustainable production, and your garment is made specifically for you. It takes a few extra days, but you're getting a freshly made product with no shelf wear.