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SEV-1 Survivor

SEV-1 Survivor

"You were there at 3am. The t-shirt was the least they could give you." 🤖

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Colour: Navy

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Regular price $28.99 USD
Regular price $31.89 USD Sale price $28.99 USD
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Funny SEV-1 survivor t-shirt for engineers who've battled the worst production incidents and lived to tell the tale. A badge of honour for SREs, DevOps engineers, and on-call heroes.

SEV-1. Everything's on fire. All hands on deck. You fixed it. This lightweight tee carries a hazard-icon emblem surrounded by stylized flames with "SEV-1 SURVIVOR" — a private badge for those who've faced the highest-priority incidents and kept going. Soft ring-spun cotton on a clean white canvas makes the graphic the focal point without shouting. Wear it on slow recovery mornings, layered under a jacket during late-night shifts, or to the retro where you're finally allowed to laugh about it.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — soft and breathable

- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean silhouette

- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention

- Bold front graphic printed with DTG for vibrant, crack-free colour

- OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced US cotton, tear-away label

 

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

- Non-chlorine bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Frequently Asked Questions
How long does delivery take?

Each item is made-to-order just for you, so production takes 2-5 business days before shipping. Delivery times vary by location — estimated shipping times and costs for your country are shown at checkout. All orders include tracking so you can follow your package.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

Our designs are printed using DTG (Direct to Garment) technology with water-based eco-friendly inks that bond directly to the fabric fibres. With proper care — washing cold, inside-out, and tumble drying on low — your print will stay vibrant for years.

What's your return & refund policy?

Since each item is printed on demand specifically for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. However, if your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo of the issue and we'll send a free replacement or full refund — no need to return the item.

Is this true to size?

Yes — our garments follow standard unisex sizing (see the size guide above). Measurements may vary by ±1.5 inches. If you're between sizes or prefer a more relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up one.

Why is this made-to-order?

Every item is printed fresh when you order it — no pre-made stock sitting in a warehouse. This means zero waste, more sustainable production, and your garment is made specifically for you. It takes a few extra days, but you're getting a freshly made product with no shelf wear.

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