Sprint Review Survivor

Funny sprint review survivor t-shirt with a retro Scrum badge for developers who've endured the demos, the awkward silences, and the "can we see that again?" moments. A hilarious Agile gift for any Scrum team.

You demoed the feature. It broke live. Someone asked "is that expected behaviour?" and you said yes with full confidence. Congratulations — you survived another sprint review. This tee carries a retro badge-style design that marks the occasion, because every two-week cycle deserves a medal (or at least a t-shirt). Soft cotton, relaxed fit, and a design that resonates with anyone who's ever scrambled to get something demo-ready 10 minutes before the call. Wear it to the next retro, the next planning session, or to remind yourself that you've been surviving sprints since before they added "refinement" to the calendar.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight (153 g/m²) — soft and breathable

- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean silhouette

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention

- Bold front graphic printed with DTG for crisp, durable colour

- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron: low heat

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Frequently Asked Questions

How long does delivery take?

Each item is made-to-order just for you, so production takes 2-5 business days before shipping. Delivery times vary by location — estimated shipping times and costs for your country are shown at checkout. All orders include tracking so you can follow your package.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

Our designs are printed using DTG (Direct to Garment) technology with water-based eco-friendly inks that bond directly to the fabric fibres. With proper care — washing cold, inside-out, and tumble drying on low — your print will stay vibrant for years.

What's your return & refund policy?

Since each item is printed on demand specifically for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. However, if your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo of the issue and we'll send a free replacement or full refund — no need to return the item.

Is this true to size?

Yes — our garments follow standard unisex sizing (see the size guide above). Measurements may vary by ±1.5 inches. If you're between sizes or prefer a more relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up one.

Why is this made-to-order?

Every item is printed fresh when you order it — no pre-made stock sitting in a warehouse. This means zero waste, more sustainable production, and your garment is made specifically for you. It takes a few extra days, but you're getting a freshly made product with no shelf wear.