Survived the AI Layoffs Crewneck

"Three rounds of cuts, two reorgs, one badge that still works. You earned this." 🤖

Funny AI layoffs survivor sweatshirt with a retro 2024-2026 badge for tech workers who made it through the cuts. A dark-humour crewneck for developers, engineers, and corporate survivors of the AI era.

2024. 2025. 2026. The layoff rounds kept coming. Your team got smaller. Your workload didn't. But you're still here — bruised, cynical, and oddly proud. This crewneck carries a bold retro badge on the chest that reads like a rallying patch for everyone who navigated the AI-era job turmoil and came out the other side. Roomy across the shoulders, warm without weighing you down, and finished with clean ribbed cuffs. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, to casual meetups where you trade survivor stories, or to the pub where "how's work?" is a loaded question.

Product features

- 50/50 cotton-poly, medium-heavy weight (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and structure

- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean fit

- Ribbed collar with double-needle stitching for durability

- Bold chest graphic printed with DTG for vibrant, crack-free colour

- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes, ethically sourced US cotton, tear-away label

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

- Non-chlorine bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean

Frequently Asked Questions

How long does delivery take?

Each item is made-to-order just for you, so production takes 2-5 business days before shipping. Delivery times vary by location — estimated shipping times and costs for your country are shown at checkout. All orders include tracking so you can follow your package.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

Our designs are printed using DTG (Direct to Garment) technology with water-based eco-friendly inks that bond directly to the fabric fibres. With proper care — washing cold, inside-out, and tumble drying on low — your print will stay vibrant for years.

What's your return & refund policy?

Since each item is printed on demand specifically for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. However, if your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo of the issue and we'll send a free replacement or full refund — no need to return the item.

Is this true to size?

Yes — our garments follow standard unisex sizing (see the size guide above). Measurements may vary by ±1.5 inches. If you're between sizes or prefer a more relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up one.

Why is this made-to-order?

Every item is printed fresh when you order it — no pre-made stock sitting in a warehouse. This means zero waste, more sustainable production, and your garment is made specifically for you. It takes a few extra days, but you're getting a freshly made product with no shelf wear.